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Front cover of the book HOW TO SURVIVE A PANDEMIC by Benbo. The cover is flat red and title is in a white retrofuturistic typeface. There is a picture of Doktor Fear above the Benbo logo.

'Charlie Brooker meets Salvador Dali' - **** (Buzz Magazine)

HOW TO SURVIVE A PANDEMIC is an irreverent, wildly colourful parody survival manual for anyone experiencing the slow crumbling of their sanity during lockdown. (As long as they don’t mind cartoon genitals...)

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The best cartoonist in the world... this week!

Eddy Temple Morris

Wonderfully surreal

Joyzine

Delightfully grotesque and, at times, strangely beautiful visual absurdist satire

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DOKTOR FEAR A/W 2020 COLLECTION

  • T-Shirt: Doktor Fear - Premium, Unisex (Red) - Benbo Global Megastore
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  • Bomber Jacket: Doktor Fear + Cat Poo Custom All-Over Print - Benbo Global Megastore
    £100
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  • Bag: Doktor Fear Organic Cotton Tote - Benbo Global Megastore
    £25
    £25
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  • Zine: I POO - Benbo Global Megastore
    £5
    £5
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  • Face Mask: Doktor Fear - Benbo Global Megastore
    £15
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  • Sweatshirt: Mouth Of Fear All-Over Print (Yellow) - Benbo Global Megastore
    £60
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  • Backpack: Doktor Fear - Benbo Global Megastore
    £60
    £60
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  • Mug: Doktor Fear Will Tea You Now - Benbo Global Megastore
    £15
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YEARS OF EXPERIENCE...

...of failure have prepared us to execute your orders to a permissibly average standard.

HA HA INCORRECT! In fact our products and services are of above average quality and are frequently deployed in our own daily lives.

Since you also have statutory rights, please buy with confidence. Despite the stilted prose we do in fact wish to ensure your satisfaction.

DELIVERY & ORDERING: FAQ

EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS

Like London, the Benbo Universe is populated by a significant number of weirdos.

You can find conspiracy theorists, dubious professionals and numerous naked organs.

How will you navigate this complex landscape of idiots? Week by week we will guide you through.

Week 3: The Sadness of Superpoliceman

WHAT THE

Never heard of Benbo Global Megastore? Duh, that because it new.

But Benbo actually been trying to make a perfect début album since 2003.  

It just turn out he not that great at music. But business partner think he ok at designing mugs.

HOW... WHAT?

ART is GOOD

Do you like Art? What is your opinion of Art?

I LIKE ART/I DO NOT LIKE ART/I AM NOT SURE

Art Gallery a/w 2020

  • T-Shirt: Art Gallery - Short-Sleeve Unisex (Navy) - Benbo Global Megastore
    £30
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  • Bomber Jacket: Art Gallery Custom All-Over Print - Benbo Global Megastore
    £100
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  • Mug: Art Gallery #1 - Benbo Global Megastore
    £15
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  • Framed Print: Art Gallery (Underlayer) - Benbo Global Megastore
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EXPLORE THE BENBO UNIVERSE

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AVIATION FACT

Aeroplanes are actually made of sophisticated rice.

MORE FACTS

HAVE YOU GOT A BAD WALL IN YOUR HOME?

An artistic piece will help cover up your interior failings

I DO NOT WANT TO CARRY ON BEING AN EMBARRASSMENT

Wall Art

  • Framed Print: Darling You Are The Balsamic Vinegar To My Salad Leaf - Benbo Global Megastore
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  • Framed Print: It's So Hairy In Here - Benbo Global Megastore
    from £35
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  • Framed Print: Art Gallery - Benbo Global Megastore
    from £35
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  • Framed Print: Sorry About This Inappropriate Gift - Benbo Global Megastore
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CUSTOM ORDERS

Put forth your idea to our Global Megastore Product Thinking Team. We will probably make it.

SUBMIT YOUR IDEA

Sample Sale!

  • Mug: Doktor Fear Will Tea You Now - Sample - Benbo Global Megastore
    £12
    £12
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  • Bomber Jacket: Doktor Fear + Cat Poo Custom All-Over Print - Sample (size L) - Benbo Global Megastore
    £85
    £85
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  • Bag: Doktor Fear Red Tote - Sample - Benbo Global Megastore
    £12
    £12
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If not - don't click on this

OF COURSE I FUCKING DRINK TEA

HOW DO I TURN THIS PAGE OFF

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THAT IS NOT EVEN A REMOTE CONTROL